February 2012
227 posts
ALL THE AWARDS TO STEVE CARRELL
farfromthepacific:
jimmyfallonshair:
omg
tumblr people: you're so gorgeous hfusdifhsdifhisdhfis
people in real life: oh look it speaks
beyoncebeytwice:
dear future boyfriend please do not try to sneak into engagement ring into my food because i will eat that shit
kissedmequiteinsane:
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
#prayer circle and suicide watch for leo
egwmusic asked: Yay! So tell me about thine self? What gave you the idea to start that infamous masterpiece of a blog that you got? :P
victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
egwmusic asked: so like I'm a pretty big fan :O
frostitution:
*puts on PINK sweatshirt*
*puts on short shorts*
*puts on Ugg boots*
now the boys will realize im not like every other girl
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
rumour:
an atheist named christian
